Pissed Politician

Budweisered Ed swore revenge to daily train
wiener dog to raise leg with no guilt
low slung weapon shot at pant cuff drips on sock stain
lying mayor's puffed pride would wilt

snuffling nose lowered to ground to lead
bacon grease splashed pant at pancake breakfast plot
raw hide conditioned to perform deed
sniff confirms he's at the spot

warm urine flows to mayor's surprise
looks down and knows no legal
action covers such acts of dog or God so wise
what breed of dog who peed perhaps beagle

Doxie sits chewing by Ed with smile
bar room boast executed with guile

©polarpaul 2006